SING-BAD THE GREAT
By Hireti
On the coast of Hero Island, Sing-Bad the Great lived in the best cottage, with the best neighbors, the best weather and … well you get the idea. One day, Sing-Bad was one of his HORRIBLE songs, but none complained because he was the BEST on the coast of Hero Island.
His nephews BANG, CRASH and BOOM came over for one of his stories which ended in a boat on the water.
Sing-Bad started like this:
On the coast of this island I was sailing away
When I saw some pirates heading my way
I loaded the cannons I put up the sail
I sang and sang till they had wail!
Another one! -Shouted BANG, CRASH and BOOM.
Just don’t sing this time –added BOOM- it sounds HORRIBLE!
Huh? It sounds HORRIBLE !?! -Asked Sing-Bad.
Oh no! THEY BLEW IT!
POOM!
The house exploded, Sing-Bad exploded with anger and landed with a thud in the National Choir.
Tell me if this is horrible –he said.
La, La, La, La! La, La, La, La!
Eeeeeeek! – Squeaked the director.
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE SINGER!
The choir shouted: OUT!
Sing-Bad stomped out and sailed away. They’ll see –he mumbled, and lived gloomily ever after.
THE END
Sorry people this is not the end!
Sing-Bad sailed to a faraway island CALLED “Dead Man Paradise”.
Of course he didn’t know that the name of the island was that freak show name.
Anyways he went into the island determined to learn to sing.
He took the first step on the coast and…
He took the second step, and the third, fourth, fifth etc.
Soon he was in the middle of the island where he found a trap door that said “DO NOT OPEN”. Obviously he opened it and fell in the hole where there was a sign.
It said: THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH THE MAZE. He went in, there were three paths, which way should he go?
Then he saw another sign: BEWARE OF THE ZOMBIES!
Sing-Bad got out safely, he avoided the first zombies and got out through a door.
If you are thinking that that was the end of the maze, then you are totally wrong!
When he came out of the first part of the maze he found himself surrounded by giant red lobsters!
They snapped at his head, hair, arms, legs and his nose and by the time he got out he felt like he had been run over by a car!
Then in the corner of the room he saw a little girl curled up in a ball of ying. She got up. I want to go home! She wailed, sing me a song. All right -Said Sing-Bad.
He sang her a song and the ceiling broke.
Again! -Said the little girl. He sang again and the lobsters threw them out of the maze back to Hero Island, to his cottage and on the couch.
He adopted the little girl and named her Tina.
Then he said: some one who appreciates my singing!
THE END
